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PostSubject: how twisted is morph?   Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:25 pm

yes i know its long but please read=]




.:DMN:.Morphine: POTATO
.:DMN:. T0mas: PISCO
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: cherry=]
.:DMN:. T0mas: omfg
.:DMN:. T0mas: i have a cherryy tree..
.:DMN:.Morphine: OMG NO WAY
.:DMN:. T0mas: and it was full of them
.:DMN:. T0mas: i mean
.:DMN:.Morphine: O.O
.:DMN:. T0mas: FULL
.:DMN:. T0mas: FUULLLL
.:DMN:.Morphine: LUCKY
.:DMN:. T0mas: NOOOO
.:DMN:.Morphine: i LOVE cherries
.:DMN:. T0mas: ME TOO
.:DMN:. T0mas: BUT
.:DMN:. T0mas: LET ME FINISH
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: ok ok
.:DMN:. T0mas: i have a cherry tree
.:DMN:. T0mas: and
.:DMN:.Morphine: sorry
.:DMN:. T0mas: it was FULL OF THEM
.:DMN:.Morphine: for inturupting
.:DMN:.Morphine: so ya
.:DMN:. T0mas: and this weekend i was out
.:DMN:.Morphine: sorrys
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol shut up
.:DMN:.Morphine: haha
.:DMN:. T0mas: so
.:DMN:. T0mas: i as out
.:DMN:. T0mas: AND SOME1 STOLE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
.:DMN:. T0mas: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.:DMN:.Morphine: ?!?!!??!
.:DMN:.Morphine: wha?!?!?
.:DMN:. T0mas: ALL OF MY FUCKING CHERRYS!!!
.:DMN:.Morphine: they stole your sherries?
.:DMN:. T0mas: IT WAS FUCKING FULL OF THEM!1
.:DMN:.Morphine: cherries*?
.:DMN:. T0mas: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
.:DMN:. T0mas: BITCHES
.:DMN:.Morphine: someone actually walked up to your cherry tree, and stole your cherries?
.:DMN:. T0mas: omg yes
.:DMN:.Morphine: i would have taken the whole tree....
.:DMN:. T0mas: my tall
.:DMN:. T0mas: tree
.:DMN:. T0mas: no
.:DMN:.Morphine: lol but seriously?
.:DMN:. T0mas: cuz its a BIG tree
.:DMN:.Morphine: people steal cherries in chili?
.:DMN:.Morphine: dnag
.:DMN:.Morphine: dang*
.:DMN:. T0mas: ppl in Chile steal fucking everything
.:DMN:. T0mas: it sucks...
.:DMN:.Morphine: aw
.:DMN:.Morphine: i steal lots of shit too lol
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol...
.:DMN:.Morphine: but i steal stuff like hoodies, hats, belts. ya know, usefull stuff
.:DMN:. T0mas: i cant believe they stole my cherries Sad
.:DMN:.Morphine: now cherries=/
.:DMN:.Morphine: not*
.:DMN:. T0mas: and they looked so yummy Sad
.:DMN:.Morphine: thats just messed up
.:DMN:.Morphine: stealin someones cherries
.:DMN:.Morphine: id beat their ass
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol yeah..
.:DMN:. T0mas: i would
.:DMN:.Morphine: with a speked baseball bat
.:DMN:. T0mas: do horrible things to them
.:DMN:.Morphine: spiked*
.:DMN:. T0mas: horribl things
.:DMN:. T0mas: that would finish in
.:DMN:. T0mas: a slow
.:DMN:.Morphine: or use ma butterly knife on their ass
.:DMN:. T0mas: painful death
.:DMN:.Morphine: OOOOOOOO
.:DMN:.Morphine: dont get me started on torture
.:DMN:. T0mas: oh pls start
.:DMN:.Morphine: ill own the shit out of em
.:DMN:. T0mas: so i can elarn
.:DMN:.Morphine: lol
.:DMN:. T0mas: learn*
.:DMN:.Morphine: ok first
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: tie their hand above their head and have em dangle like a foot off the ground
.:DMN:.Morphine: then take sandpaper and sand off like the first layer of skin all over
.:DMN:.Morphine: enough so tis raw and hurts and bleedes a little
.:DMN:.Morphine: then you spray em with water
.:DMN:.Morphine: and dump sawdust all over em and rub it in
.:DMN:.Morphine: then fill a bath with super salt water
.:DMN:.Morphine: but before you put em in take a knife and make TONS of little cuts all over them
.:DMN:. T0mas: ok wait im writing it down lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: so they bleed and it hurts
.:DMN:. T0mas: jk
.:DMN:.Morphine: then dump em in the salt water
.:DMN:.Morphine: and add lemon juice
.:DMN:. T0mas: woah wait a ll
.:DMN:. T0mas: li*
.:DMN:.Morphine: and sand
.:DMN:. T0mas: where the hell did u learn that
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:. T0mas: u twisted bastard
.:DMN:. T0mas: xD
.:DMN:.Morphine: then get a pole, like a broom hangle or something. er no get a stick
.:DMN:.Morphine: sharpen the end
.:DMN:.Morphine: and start stabbing them in the stomach in the tub
.:DMN:.Morphine: so they bleed and the sand, salt, and sawdust get in
.:DMN:.Morphine: then take em out
.:DMN:.Morphine: and fill the newly formed holes with broken glass
.:DMN:.Morphine: then stitch them back up
.:DMN:. T0mas: ok stop
.:DMN:.Morphine: then get a nail gun
.:DMN:. T0mas: im starting to get scared
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:. T0mas: shut up
.:DMN:.Morphine: and nail them to a wall
.:DMN:. T0mas: stop
.:DMN:. T0mas: STOP
.:DMN:.Morphine: then play darts with them
.:DMN:. T0mas: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.:DMN:. T0mas: ok
.:DMN:. T0mas: enough
.:DMN:.Morphine: but im not done=[
.:DMN:. T0mas: thats just enough
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: they aint dead yet...
.:DMN:.Morphine: THEN
.:DMN:. T0mas: and i hought i was crazy
.:DMN:.Morphine: you cut the tendons in their heels
.:DMN:.Morphine: the achelies heel
.:DMN:. T0mas: omg..
.:DMN:.Morphine: and make them walk
.:DMN:. T0mas: i know where us aw that
.:DMN:. T0mas: u saw*
.:DMN:.Morphine: then shove them into a pit of broken glass, rusty nails, and all manor of sharp objects
.:DMN:.Morphine: hostle=]
.:DMN:. T0mas: yeah Very Happy
.:DMN:.Morphine: once they in there get a grappling hook
.:DMN:.Morphine: and fish them out
.:DMN:.Morphine: then cutt off all their toes and fingers
.:DMN:. T0mas: wtf...
.:DMN:. T0mas: dude
.:DMN:. T0mas: youre crazy
.:DMN:.Morphine: then cut their eyelids off
.:DMN:. T0mas: omg
.:DMN:.Morphine: toss em in a fire for a few sec
.:DMN:.Morphine: then put it out
.:DMN:.Morphine: and beat em with a stick
.:DMN:.Morphine: tie em up in a burlap sack
.:DMN:.Morphine: hang them upside down
.:DMN:.Morphine: and beat them somemore
.:DMN:.Morphine: then tie them down
.:DMN:. T0mas: ...........
.:DMN:.Morphine: and take a spork
.:DMN:. T0mas: ...
.:DMN:.Morphine: a metal one
.:DMN:.Morphine: get it red hot
.:DMN:.Morphine: and shove it in their eye
.:DMN:.Morphine: THEN
.:DMN:.Morphine: remove ONE eye, the one you poked out
.:DMN:. T0mas: dude
.:DMN:.Morphine: and fill the socket with broken glass and sand and stuff
.:DMN:. T0mas: i really think they would already be dead
.:DMN:.Morphine: not yet
.:DMN:.Morphine: they just bleeding
.:DMN:.Morphine: they will be dead in a sec
.:DMN:.Morphine: stomach wounds dont kill
.:DMN:. T0mas: youre sick lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: only hurt and bleed
.:DMN:. T0mas: how do u know that
.:DMN:. T0mas: i bet uve done all this
.:DMN:.Morphine: intestines arent important
.:DMN:.Morphine: you can function a little while without them
.:DMN:.Morphine: but if you fuck up the pancreas and shit they done
.:DMN:.Morphine: so be carefull not to poke them
.:DMN:.Morphine: now that their eye is out
.:DMN:. T0mas: riiight
.:DMN:.Morphine: and they all tied down
.:DMN:.Morphine: you take a drill, and a big ass drill bit
.:DMN:.Morphine: and SLOWLY
.:DMN:.Morphine: drill it into the center of their forhead
.:DMN:.Morphine: then -flatline- ______________________
.:DMN:.Morphine: then burn the body
.:DMN:.Morphine: =]
.:DMN:.Morphine: the end
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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:41 pm

HAHAHAHA you twisted bastard XD
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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:28 am

.:DMN:.Morphine wrote:
yes i know its long but please read=]




.:DMN:.Morphine: tie their hand above their head and have em dangle like a foot off the ground
.:DMN:.Morphine: then take sandpaper and sand off like the first layer of skin all over
.:DMN:.Morphine: enough so tis raw and hurts and bleedes a little
.:DMN:.Morphine: then you spray em with water
.:DMN:.Morphine: and dump sawdust all over em and rub it in
.:DMN:.Morphine: then fill a bath with super salt water
.:DMN:.Morphine: but before you put em in take a knife and make TONS of little cuts all over them
.:DMN:. T0mas: ok wait im writing it down lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: so they bleed and it hurts
.:DMN:. T0mas: jk
.:DMN:.Morphine: then dump em in the salt water
.:DMN:.Morphine: and add lemon juice
.:DMN:. T0mas: woah wait a ll
.:DMN:. T0mas: li*
.:DMN:.Morphine: and sand
.:DMN:. T0mas: where the hell did u learn that
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:. T0mas: u twisted bastard
.:DMN:. T0mas: xD
.:DMN:.Morphine: then get a pole, like a broom hangle or something. er no get a stick
.:DMN:.Morphine: sharpen the end
.:DMN:.Morphine: and start stabbing them in the stomach in the tub
.:DMN:.Morphine: so they bleed and the sand, salt, and sawdust get in
.:DMN:.Morphine: then take em out
.:DMN:.Morphine: and fill the newly formed holes with broken glass
.:DMN:.Morphine: then stitch them back up
.:DMN:. T0mas: ok stop
.:DMN:.Morphine: then get a nail gun
.:DMN:. T0mas: im starting to get scared
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:. T0mas: shut up
.:DMN:.Morphine: and nail them to a wall
.:DMN:. T0mas: stop
.:DMN:. T0mas: STOP
.:DMN:.Morphine: then play darts with them
.:DMN:. T0mas: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.:DMN:. T0mas: ok
.:DMN:. T0mas: enough
.:DMN:.Morphine: but im not done=[
.:DMN:. T0mas: thats just enough
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: they aint dead yet...
.:DMN:.Morphine: THEN
.:DMN:. T0mas: and i hought i was crazy
.:DMN:.Morphine: you cut the tendons in their heels
.:DMN:.Morphine: the achelies heel
.:DMN:. T0mas: omg..
.:DMN:.Morphine: and make them walk
.:DMN:. T0mas: i know where us aw that
.:DMN:. T0mas: u saw*
.:DMN:.Morphine: then shove them into a pit of broken glass, rusty nails, and all manor of sharp objects
.:DMN:.Morphine: hostle=]
.:DMN:. T0mas: yeah Very Happy
.:DMN:.Morphine: once they in there get a grappling hook
.:DMN:.Morphine: and fish them out
.:DMN:.Morphine: then cutt off all their toes and fingers
.:DMN:. T0mas: wtf...
.:DMN:. T0mas: dude
.:DMN:. T0mas: youre crazy
.:DMN:.Morphine: then cut their eyelids off
.:DMN:. T0mas: omg
.:DMN:.Morphine: toss em in a fire for a few sec
.:DMN:.Morphine: then put it out
.:DMN:.Morphine: and beat em with a stick
.:DMN:.Morphine: tie em up in a burlap sack
.:DMN:.Morphine: hang them upside down
.:DMN:.Morphine: and beat them somemore
.:DMN:.Morphine: then tie them down
.:DMN:. T0mas: ...........
.:DMN:.Morphine: and take a spork
.:DMN:. T0mas: ...
.:DMN:.Morphine: a metal one
.:DMN:.Morphine: get it red hot
.:DMN:.Morphine: and shove it in their eye
.:DMN:.Morphine: THEN
.:DMN:.Morphine: remove ONE eye, the one you poked out
.:DMN:. T0mas: THAT'S BULLSHIT!
.:DMN:.Morphine: and fill the socket with broken glass and sand and stuff
.:DMN:. T0mas: i really think they would already be dead
.:DMN:.Morphine: not yet
.:DMN:.Morphine: they just bleeding
.:DMN:.Morphine: they will be dead in a sec
.:DMN:.Morphine: stomach wounds dont kill
.:DMN:. T0mas: youre sick lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: only hurt and bleed
.:DMN:. T0mas: how do u know that
.:DMN:. T0mas: i bet uve done all this
.:DMN:.Morphine: intestines arent important
.:DMN:.Morphine: you can function a little while without them
.:DMN:.Morphine: but if you fuck up the pancreas and shit they done
.:DMN:.Morphine: so be carefull not to poke them
.:DMN:.Morphine: now that their eye is out
.:DMN:. T0mas: riiight
.:DMN:.Morphine: and they all tied down
.:DMN:.Morphine: you take a drill, and a big ass drill bit
.:DMN:.Morphine: and SLOWLY
.:DMN:.Morphine: drill it into the center of their forhead
.:DMN:.Morphine: then -flatline- ______________________
.:DMN:.Morphine: then burn the body
.:DMN:.Morphine: =]
.:DMN:.Morphine: the end

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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:46 pm

WOW....Morphing you forgot one thing before you kill them pull out all there teath.....but im pretty sure tho they wuld be uncousices from all the pain and blood loss and the buring them at the end is alil over kill lmao
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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:56 pm

nah lol gotta get rid of the body lol
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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:04 pm

in that case get a incinerator because just a normal fire wont burn all the bones lol
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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:25 pm

lol thats why you get some c4 hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:02 pm

Umm wow, ok, ya, So Morph.... How the freak did U come up with that?? I mean WOW.... LOL funny, but in a cruel and funny way. But I must agree, I think after you put them in salt water they might die because of all the shock/trauma and pain. IDK but thats just my thinking.... And after you stabbed them to fuck in the stomach, I think they would die. That much blood loss and shock.... Ya i think they would die. Sorry to be such a Kill-Joy but hey, it is still funny in a mean and cruel sorta way. LOL.

(P.S. have U ever thought of going into the writing business?? I think U would write a best-seller murder/horror book.)
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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:51 pm

affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid im scared.....................and btw morf im sorry for all the bad things i said about you, PLEZ DONT KILL ME!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:22 pm

lol dont stab em THAT many times lol maby just 5=]
and yes i have thought about getting into writting=]
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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:26 pm

Lmao i cant believe you posted this xD. And you didnt put the part where i called you amateur lol.
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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:13 am

morph is an amateur...no doubt about it
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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:12 pm

? i thought i posted it all?
oh well im sorry.
im not an amature=[ lol
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PostSubject: Re: how twisted is morph?   Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:29 pm

morph dont fool urself :p
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