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.:DMN:.Morphine: POTATO
.:DMN:. T0mas: PISCO
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: cherry=]
.:DMN:. T0mas: omfg
.:DMN:. T0mas: i have a cherryy tree..
.:DMN:.Morphine: OMG NO WAY
.:DMN:. T0mas: and it was full of them
.:DMN:. T0mas: i mean
.:DMN:.Morphine: O.O
.:DMN:. T0mas: FULL
.:DMN:. T0mas: FUULLLL
.:DMN:.Morphine: LUCKY
.:DMN:. T0mas: NOOOO
.:DMN:.Morphine: i LOVE cherries
.:DMN:. T0mas: ME TOO
.:DMN:. T0mas: BUT
.:DMN:. T0mas: LET ME FINISH
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: ok ok
.:DMN:. T0mas: i have a cherry tree
.:DMN:. T0mas: and
.:DMN:.Morphine: sorry
.:DMN:. T0mas: it was FULL OF THEM
.:DMN:.Morphine: for inturupting
.:DMN:.Morphine: so ya
.:DMN:. T0mas: and this weekend i was out
.:DMN:.Morphine: sorrys
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol shut up
.:DMN:.Morphine: haha
.:DMN:. T0mas: so
.:DMN:. T0mas: i as out
.:DMN:. T0mas: AND SOME1 STOLE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
.:DMN:. T0mas: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.:DMN:.Morphine: ?!?!!??!
.:DMN:.Morphine: wha?!?!?
.:DMN:. T0mas: ALL OF MY FUCKING CHERRYS!!!
.:DMN:.Morphine: they stole your sherries?
.:DMN:. T0mas: IT WAS FUCKING FULL OF THEM!1
.:DMN:.Morphine: cherries*?
.:DMN:. T0mas: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
.:DMN:. T0mas: BITCHES
.:DMN:.Morphine: someone actually walked up to your cherry tree, and stole your cherries?
.:DMN:. T0mas: omg yes
.:DMN:.Morphine: i would have taken the whole tree....
.:DMN:. T0mas: my tall
.:DMN:. T0mas: tree
.:DMN:. T0mas: no
.:DMN:.Morphine: lol but seriously?
.:DMN:. T0mas: cuz its a BIG tree
.:DMN:.Morphine: people steal cherries in chili?
.:DMN:.Morphine: dnag
.:DMN:.Morphine: dang*
.:DMN:. T0mas: ppl in Chile steal fucking everything
.:DMN:. T0mas: it sucks...
.:DMN:.Morphine: aw
.:DMN:.Morphine: i steal lots of shit too lol
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol...
.:DMN:.Morphine: but i steal stuff like hoodies, hats, belts. ya know, usefull stuff
.:DMN:. T0mas: i cant believe they stole my cherries
.:DMN:.Morphine: now cherries=/
.:DMN:.Morphine: not*
.:DMN:. T0mas: and they looked so yummy
.:DMN:.Morphine: thats just messed up
.:DMN:.Morphine: stealin someones cherries
.:DMN:.Morphine: id beat their ass
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol yeah..
.:DMN:. T0mas: i would
.:DMN:.Morphine: with a speked baseball bat
.:DMN:. T0mas: do horrible things to them
.:DMN:.Morphine: spiked*
.:DMN:. T0mas: horribl things
.:DMN:. T0mas: that would finish in
.:DMN:. T0mas: a slow
.:DMN:.Morphine: or use ma butterly knife on their ass
.:DMN:. T0mas: painful death
.:DMN:.Morphine: OOOOOOOO
.:DMN:.Morphine: dont get me started on torture
.:DMN:. T0mas: oh pls start
.:DMN:.Morphine: ill own the shit out of em
.:DMN:. T0mas: so i can elarn
.:DMN:.Morphine: lol
.:DMN:. T0mas: learn*
.:DMN:.Morphine: ok first
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: tie their hand above their head and have em dangle like a foot off the ground
.:DMN:.Morphine: then take sandpaper and sand off like the first layer of skin all over
.:DMN:.Morphine: enough so tis raw and hurts and bleedes a little
.:DMN:.Morphine: then you spray em with water
.:DMN:.Morphine: and dump sawdust all over em and rub it in
.:DMN:.Morphine: then fill a bath with super salt water
.:DMN:.Morphine: but before you put em in take a knife and make TONS of little cuts all over them
.:DMN:. T0mas: ok wait im writing it down lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: so they bleed and it hurts
.:DMN:. T0mas: jk
.:DMN:.Morphine: then dump em in the salt water
.:DMN:.Morphine: and add lemon juice
.:DMN:. T0mas: woah wait a ll
.:DMN:. T0mas: li*
.:DMN:.Morphine: and sand
.:DMN:. T0mas: where the hell did u learn that
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:. T0mas: u twisted bastard
.:DMN:. T0mas: xD
.:DMN:.Morphine: then get a pole, like a broom hangle or something. er no get a stick
.:DMN:.Morphine: sharpen the end
.:DMN:.Morphine: and start stabbing them in the stomach in the tub
.:DMN:.Morphine: so they bleed and the sand, salt, and sawdust get in
.:DMN:.Morphine: then take em out
.:DMN:.Morphine: and fill the newly formed holes with broken glass
.:DMN:.Morphine: then stitch them back up
.:DMN:. T0mas: ok stop
.:DMN:.Morphine: then get a nail gun
.:DMN:. T0mas: im starting to get scared
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:. T0mas: shut up
.:DMN:.Morphine: and nail them to a wall
.:DMN:. T0mas: stop
.:DMN:. T0mas: STOP
.:DMN:.Morphine: then play darts with them
.:DMN:. T0mas: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.:DMN:. T0mas: ok
.:DMN:. T0mas: enough
.:DMN:.Morphine: but im not done=[
.:DMN:. T0mas: thats just enough
.:DMN:. T0mas: lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: they aint dead yet...
.:DMN:.Morphine: THEN
.:DMN:. T0mas: and i hought i was crazy
.:DMN:.Morphine: you cut the tendons in their heels
.:DMN:.Morphine: the achelies heel
.:DMN:. T0mas: omg..
.:DMN:.Morphine: and make them walk
.:DMN:. T0mas: i know where us aw that
.:DMN:. T0mas: u saw*
.:DMN:.Morphine: then shove them into a pit of broken glass, rusty nails, and all manor of sharp objects
.:DMN:.Morphine: hostle=]
.:DMN:. T0mas: yeah
.:DMN:.Morphine: once they in there get a grappling hook
.:DMN:.Morphine: and fish them out
.:DMN:.Morphine: then cutt off all their toes and fingers
.:DMN:. T0mas: wtf...
.:DMN:. T0mas: dude
.:DMN:. T0mas: youre crazy
.:DMN:.Morphine: then cut their eyelids off
.:DMN:. T0mas: omg
.:DMN:.Morphine: toss em in a fire for a few sec
.:DMN:.Morphine: then put it out
.:DMN:.Morphine: and beat em with a stick
.:DMN:.Morphine: tie em up in a burlap sack
.:DMN:.Morphine: hang them upside down
.:DMN:.Morphine: and beat them somemore
.:DMN:.Morphine: then tie them down
.:DMN:. T0mas: ...........
.:DMN:.Morphine: and take a spork
.:DMN:. T0mas: ...
.:DMN:.Morphine: a metal one
.:DMN:.Morphine: get it red hot
.:DMN:.Morphine: and shove it in their eye
.:DMN:.Morphine: THEN
.:DMN:.Morphine: remove ONE eye, the one you poked out
.:DMN:. T0mas: dude
.:DMN:.Morphine: and fill the socket with broken glass and sand and stuff
.:DMN:. T0mas: i really think they would already be dead
.:DMN:.Morphine: not yet
.:DMN:.Morphine: they just bleeding
.:DMN:.Morphine: they will be dead in a sec
.:DMN:.Morphine: stomach wounds dont kill
.:DMN:. T0mas: youre sick lol
.:DMN:.Morphine: only hurt and bleed
.:DMN:. T0mas: how do u know that
.:DMN:. T0mas: i bet uve done all this
.:DMN:.Morphine: intestines arent important
.:DMN:.Morphine: you can function a little while without them
.:DMN:.Morphine: but if you fuck up the pancreas and shit they done
.:DMN:.Morphine: so be carefull not to poke them
.:DMN:.Morphine: now that their eye is out
.:DMN:. T0mas: riiight
.:DMN:.Morphine: and they all tied down
.:DMN:.Morphine: you take a drill, and a big ass drill bit
.:DMN:.Morphine: and SLOWLY
.:DMN:.Morphine: drill it into the center of their forhead
.:DMN:.Morphine: then -flatline- ______________________
.:DMN:.Morphine: then burn the body
.:DMN:.Morphine: =]
.:DMN:.Morphine: the end